Thank God it’s
over!! Praise the Lord that the 15th of April 2012 is finally behind
us! One more TV-show on the bloody Titanic and I’ll scream! One more
commemoration, re-enactment, pageant, conspiracy theory, revelation, docu-drama
or feature film reconstruction and I will personally start a Citizens
Initiative to forbid all mention of the miserable melodrama in the media! I
will suggest to every parliamentary commission that will hear me, that Mr
Cameron be blacklisted from film-making for the remainder of the century. That
Mr DiCaprio and Ms Winslet be banned from the acting profession for the rest of
their physical existence! That the wreck of the unsinkable ship be covered with
a ten-foot heap of reinforced concrete on the bottom of the ocean and that the
names of all survivors and victims be stricken from the public records on both
sides of the Atlantic. And then we can finally all go back to worrying about
things that really matter, such as
the following Burning Questions to which I here tentatively offer the
corresponding Cool Answers:
Q :What is the
oldest profession in the world?
A: Pimping
Q: Who killed
JFK?
A: As the Romans
said: ‘Cui Bono?’, ‘To Whose Benefit?’. The only way to find a killer is to
discover who profited most from the crime. And since JFK’s tragic death turned the
public image of a philandering, tottering, war-starting male pig chauvenist
rich kid, whose daddy had bought him the presidency by way of a toy, into a
generally admired Saintly King Arthur of Our Age who got punished with death
for thwarting the Military Industrial Complex, it will be obvious that the man
who killed JFK must have been… JFK.
Q: How do you
get a Cretan to tell the truth?
A: By asking him
to lie.
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